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Jan. 27th, 2008 @ 06:45 pm classic wikipedia moment
Nerve endings in the rectum usually enable individuals to distinguish between flatus and feces, although loose stool can confuse the individual, occasionally resulting in accidental defecation also known as "wet farts", "sharting", "varting", "gambling and losing", "dookie fart", "Leaky Pete" or "following through". [citation needed]
It is of course the "citation needed" that makes this such a winner. I can hear the wikipedant addressing wikitalk following his daily review of flatulence: "We're going to need a citation on 'Leaky Pete', folks. Can't let crap like that slip through."

(Yes, I know what you're thinking, but remember I have a three-week-old. What's YOUR excuse?)
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Date:January 28th, 2008 02:59 am (UTC)
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I'm much more curious as to what train of thought led you to look up flatulence in Wikipedia in the first place...
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Date:January 28th, 2008 04:25 am (UTC)
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So it turns out I knew what you were thinking, but you didn't know I knew what you were thinking. Perhaps you thought what I was thinking you were thinking was some other thought altogether.
Date:January 28th, 2008 06:04 pm (UTC)
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So, given you named-that-thought-in-one, from which thoughts do we need to exculpate ourselves?
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Date:January 28th, 2008 08:17 am (UTC)

Fart Talk

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The Talk page has some damn funny parts to it as well.
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Date:January 28th, 2008 01:27 pm (UTC)
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the list currently reads:

"wet farts", "sharting", "varting", "gambling and losing", "dookie fart", "a Hellmuth", "Leaky Pete" or "following through".
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Date:January 28th, 2008 11:38 pm (UTC)
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"We're going to need a citation on 'Leaky Pete', folks. Can't let crap like that slip through."

Certainly not!
Date:January 29th, 2008 11:30 am (UTC)
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The classic rec.gambling.poker trip report by Mark "Rummpelmintz" Shantz springs to mind as a perfect citation...